Psych Rotation, Day 1

1. A girl swallowed a pencil, was also caught taking the wire out of her bra to swallow.

2.   PT: "I love eating my poop" 

      Me trying to be therapeutic: "tell me more about that..."

      PT: "Well it's the only thing that helps me get a tan"

      Me: "Have you considered sitting out in the sun? To the best of my knowledge, eating poop                 doesn't help you tan"

      PT: " Well it also tastes good!" brief silence followed by a fart.. *giggles* "I farted"